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All you need is a minimum allowance of $5 per month to apply for a loan up to 4 times your monthly allowance (Loan amounts greater than $20 are available). Higher loan amounts are available for your other specific needs such as paying off debts with the unfriendly bookie, renovation of your storeroom, HIV screening, STD treatment etc.

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